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ME AND MY STORY
SEE ME, SEE TRAFFIC (2)
Created by E PLUS The Storyteller

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While I was still trying to process what this guy had just said, he still had the effrontery to ask me for my phone number!  He sure was one of a kind, I thought. I simply ignored him, and kept my head straight, as I stared at the long traffic, ahead. By my calculation, we had been held in this traffic for virtually two hours, yet it was hardly crawling, I had become very desperate.

My mind went straight to HR, that woman, and her wahala! She would rant and rant over lateness like you had committed the worse offence in this world, and seriously I was in no mood for such. While my mind continued to run riot, I dozed off.

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Suddenly, a very loud bang at the back of our vehicle woke me up, and I almost flew out of my seat, then I found myself slide over, and I landed on the same guy that had eaten virtually all my plantain chips, yes! The same guy🙄 As a result of the commotion, everyone was pacing about for safety. The noise became louder, and by the time we realised what was going on, Police men and women were everywhere!

"What's going on?" I asked, curiously.

"Relax, it's just the 'Agberos'(Area boys), the Police have taken over, now." The guy, said, still holding me firmly. After a while, I let myself off his grip.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

"I am, thank you!" I snapped.

"Well, since you refused to give me your number, at least let me tell you my name. I am Collins, and you are?"

He said. I hesitated a bit, then I thought, well, it's just a name.

"I am Tope" I replied.

Few minutes later, our vehicle kicked off again, and by this time the traffic had began to move faster than before, and this guy continued to stare, and smile at me.

"I have some JIRADE CRUNCHES in my bag, if you don't mind" He said.

At this point, I just concluded that this guy is a clown! Can you imagine? After eating more than half of mine!

    The Story continues...

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Bepo Mojirade Felicia is an entrepreneur extraordinaire, Jirade is a reputable producer of plantain, and potato chips, and the C.E.O of Jirade Diadem, varieties of Jirade Crunches.

 With a degree in Hotel management and Catering, Bepo Mojirade Felicia has cut a niche for herself in the Creative and Food industry with her exceptional approach. She was also featured on a special entrepreneur segment at one of the reputable broadcasting stations. 

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