MADAM APROCO (Na help I just wun help o!) Created by E PLUS The Storyteller.

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 MADAM APROCO

(Na help I just wun help o!)

Created by E PLUS The Storyteller.


My pipu, how una dey? I know say e don tay wey una hear from me, abeg make una no vex for me o! Plenty plenty tins don happun since the last time we talk, and na one of dem I wun share, hmm! See me see wahala o! E get dis my neighbour wife, the woman no dey try, her wahala too much for her husband head, so tayyyyy. . e get one time like dat wey the man wun commit suicide if no be say police enter the matter. Why the man no go wun commit suicide? When e be say the woman no dey siddon for one place! Na so so waka waka, from one man house to anoda, the tin just tire person...So one day I say make I spoil myself small as dem pay us money for one small runs wey I do (my sister connect me and some women to o cook for one big man wey organise party for him Mama)

So, as I enter the eatery, I see dis my neighbour wife dey hold one man as the man hold am for waist! Chai! Na im I clear my eye first, I no fit believe wetin I dey see, the tin vex me well well! No be small tin. I still stand dey look dis my neighbour wife, Nike and dis man dey du love one tin tin without shame. As a good neighbour wey wun help her neighbour, I decide to du sometin, na so I go meet dem, Na im I shout: 

 "Nike! Wetin you dey du with dis man, no be anoda man wife you be?"

Nike com look me like say she no know me, the man ask her:

Who is this woman? And why is she embarassing us?

Nike com answer am:

Sweetheart, I don't know her o! 

The tin come vex me! Nike just pretend like say I fall from sky, but I make up my mind say I go scatter their plan. As I still dey talk to her, Na Im Nike com change am for me, she begin to shout:

This is the same mad woman on my street...I remember, that's how she goes about harassing people! Please help! Help!

Hmmm...my pipu, before I go even open mouth answer her, everybody don dey talk say make dem carry me comot for the eatery, no be small tin o!

  Na so security pipu come carry me comot o! A whole me, Madam Aproco! Com see disgrace! Nike deny say she know me, call me mad woman!

 Anyway I no blame her...Na me wey wun help. Hmmm..abeg make I check food wey I put for fire, I go com back with another gist. Una doh o!!!!

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