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ME AND MY STORY SEE ME, SEE TRAFFIC (2) Created by E PLUS The Storyteller This segment has been sponsored  by JIRADE CRUNCHES.. Varieties of Jirade Crunches While I was still trying to process what this guy had just said, he still had the effrontery to ask me for my phone number!  He sure was one of a kind, I thought. I simply ignored him, and kept my head straight, as I stared at the long traffic, ahead. By my calculation, we had been held in this traffic for virtually two hours, yet it was hardly crawling, I had become very desperate. My mind went straight to HR, that woman, and her wahala! She would rant and rant over lateness like you had committed the worse offence in this world, and seriously I was in no mood for such. While my mind continued to run riot, I dozed off. ** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** ******* Suddenly, a very loud bang at the back of our vehicle woke me up, and I almost flew out of my seat, then I found myself slide o...

      PARTY INVESTMENT HAS LANDED ME INSIDE BIG TROUBLE !  Written by E PLUS The Storyteller. This segment has been sponsored by HEARYKRAFTS...Cakes and more! La BUENA VIDA...The good life! Igbespecials Dried Onions...your preferred choice. Ah! Kenny has finished me! Imagine, an entire investment of half a million naira, for a Party! I'm in serious trouble o! What will I tell my husband, Dele. So my story is an interesting one.. Imagine how you get to an event where all the women are on point, and even you know say: YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO FALL YOUR HAND  Hmmm! That is how I entered one chance o! After I reunited with my long time friend, Kenny, in this same party. In fact she was so on point, and it was much later that I found out that she was part of the sponsors of the party! After so many years! my 'very good' friend was still pulling crowd, just the way she did way back in school. We got talking, then Kenny invited me for another party. initially I wasn't inte...

        ONOCHE THE LOCAL CHAMPION.       ... written by E PLUS The Storyteller.                      Sponsored by    IGBESPECIALS DRIED ONIONS.. Your      Prefered Choice. My name na Onoche, and I no dey fear anybody, no matter who you be! For this village wey all of us dey, Na 'Papi' dem dey call me, simply because I get skill for everything. Well, in two weeks time, dem go add title for my name, Ad'Ogbadibo of Orokam, yes! Whether anybody like am, or dem no like am.  You see dis my village people, e be like say dem don dey see me finish, but I go show dem say, my name no be Papi for nothing.    To get the title of Ad'Ogbadibo of Orokam, na serious matter o! Dem say we go fight some people from the other village, den, the winner go carry the title. As for me, I don ready well well! I don dey chop all the food wey go give me power! As a real warrior, no shaki...

                  THE PERFECT PROPOSAL💍 .       .. Written by E PLUS The Storyteller.     Sponsored by HEARYKRAFTS ...Cakes and more, Special Treats, all the time. Miss A :  Tokunbo just walked out of the restaurant like that o! Miss B :. Na wa o! After the whole preparation the guy made to propose to her! Chai! Miss C: I trip o! Imagine say my boyfriend plan that kind proposal for me, I for dey fly all over town, with my head high! Miss D : Please, let me hear word, Jare! Which kind proposal be dat? You know see the cheap ring wey the guy buy? Why Tokunbo no go vex? Miss A : Cheap ring? You call that cheap ring? Please nau! Be fair. Miss D:  Oh! I'm being fair o! Is it because I did not say that the ring is made up of whack metal?🤷 Miss B : Ah!😱 Miss C : Seriously?..em.. but does it matter? Miss D: Not only that o! He could have chosen a better venue? That local restaurant of all places? Miss A :...